Gamma Team Decisions

Today's decisions were:

• Buy 5000 units of Blue Gloopernuts for the new marketing campaign.
• Assign John to lead the project, despite his obvious lack of experience and questionable sanity.
• Order 3000 units of Secret Sauce for the company's annual holiday party.

Next meeting: Beta Team Meeting - 2:00 PM - Conference Room 3.

Remember, these decisions were made in our best interests, or so we tell ourselves.