The Meeting That Will Determine the Fate of Humanity

Attendees:

Bob: Bringing his unparalleled expertise in procrastination
Jane: Expertly juggling 12 cups of coffee and 3 cats
Martin: Whispering 'I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed' for 5 years
Chris: Bringing his extensive knowledge of 90s grunge music

As you can see, we have a diverse group of individuals with varying levels of productivity.

The Real Reason We're Here:

Due to an unforeseen Quantum Fluctuation, our spaceship has been pulled into an alternate dimension, and our only hope for rescue lies within the power of Bob's Bobs-Brain.

Will we make it out of this meeting alive? Probably not.

Will we make it out of this meeting with a functioning social dynamic? Unlikely.

But hey, at least the coffee is good.