Attendees

HR Meeting: The Unmitigated Disaster

Emma Evans was last seen entering the office at 9:04 AM, clutching her morning coffee like a life raft. Her attendance at this meeting has been a topic of much debate, as she's been known to "forget" important meetings, including last week's "Mandatory Monday Morning Motivational Meeting" which, coincidentally, was about the importance of being on time.

Her whereabouts after the meeting remain unknown, but it's speculated that she may have "remembered" she has a "Meeting-Induced Anxiety Attack" in her schedule and "had" to go to her "Therapist's" office.

We're told she "might" be back by lunch, but "probably" won't.

• Ryan Johnson: The Man of the Hour
• Emily Kim: The HR Ninja
• Bob Smith: The Unreliable Source