Imagine a world where the most basic, yet most essential, food item is not the bread or the cheese, but a single sausage. A sausage of unparalled quality, of unparalleled taste, of unparalleled greatness. This is no ordinary sausage, my friends.
Our team of expert sausagemasters have worked tirelessly to create the ultimate sausage experience. With a blend of 37 different herbs and spices, a dash of love, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated genius, we bring you the Great Sausage of the Century.
Join us in our mission to make the Great Sausage of the Century a reality, and together, let us take the world by storm!
1. Secure funding for the Sausage Initiative (SI) Learn more about Phase 1
2. Assemble the Sausage Team (ST) Meet the ST members
3. Launch the Sausage Marketing Campaign (SMC) Get the SMC schedule