Galactic Bureaucratic Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Grand Moff Tarkin (Galactic Empire)
• Mon Mothma (Rebel Alliance)
• Zorvath (Mystical Being of the Unknown)
• Lord Vader (Sith Lord)
• Yoda (Wise Jedi Master)

Agenda:

• Discussion of new galaxy-wide tax reform
• Review of the Death Star's maintenance schedule
• Debate over the merits of the dark side
• Introduction of new intern, R2-D2

Decisions:

• Tarkin: "We must increase the Death Star's power output by 500% to maintain our stranglehold on the galaxy."
• Mothma: "I disagree, we should invest in more diplomacy and less destruction."
• Zorvath: "I propose we merge the Galactic Empire with the Rebel Alliance and form a new government of... well, whatever I am."
• Vader: "Silence, you insolent fools. I shall make the decisions."
• Yoda: "A long time, this meeting has been. Decisions, there will be none. Until next week, perhaps."

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