Minutes from the Meeting of the Chosen Ones

Part 2: The Plot Thickens (or Does it?)

The meeting began with an impromptu game of "Who can eat the most pizza in 5 minutes" which ended in a stalemate between Jane Doe and the CEO. (Current record: 7 slices in 5 minutes)

After that, we discussed the importance of having a foosball table in the break room. It was decided that a foosball table would increase productivity by 300% (or so we were told)

Other topics of discussion included: the merits of beige vs. gray walls, the optimal way to dispose of old staplers, and the best way to get to the nearest Taco Bell from the office.

Action items:

• Get more pizza
• Install foosball table
• Paint the walls beige
• Call the IT department to ask them to fix the copier (again)

Next Meeting: Part 3: The Inquisition