Meetings: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
Attendees
Today's Agenda
Why The Project Is A Disaster
- Review of our current financial situation
- Discussion of our impending doom
- Cake will be served
Unsolicited Updates From Management
- Our team is doing great, thanks for asking
- We're going to fire everyone and start fresh
- We're going to build a new building
This meeting brought to you by the letter R.
Next meeting in 5 minutes, don't be late.
Or do.