Bored of boring meetings? Well, you've come to the right place! Bob Smith, the infamous time traveler, is here to take you on a wild ride through the timestream.
Bob's been to ancient civilizations, witnessed the rise and fall of empires, and even met a few historical figures. But don't worry, he won't bore you with the details... unless you want him to, in which case, he'll be happy to regale you with tales of:
By attending this meeting, you agree to hold Bob Smith and Time Travel Inc. harmless for any damages or injuries sustained while traveling through time. Don't worry, it's all in the contract. Just, you know, don't look at the fine print.
Also, if you happen to see a giant, flaming chicken in the conference room, just ignore it. That's just Steve from accounting.