Today's meeting is brought to you by the power of despair and existential dread. Please take a seat, but not the comfortable one.
On the agenda:
1. The meaninglessness of it all
2. The inevitability of our doom
3. The futility of our attempts to escape the void
And for dessert, we have:
John-the-Escapist's attempt to flee the apocalypse
Jane-the-Rebel's plan for global domination (just kidding, it's just her cat)
Stay tuned for more updates from the edge of the world!
Please note that the meeting will be adjourned in 3... 2... 1...