Chief Idea Generator, Department of Unconventional Solutions
Deputy Director, Department of Redundant Minutes
Head of Disorganization, Discrepancy Division
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the impending doom of our quarterly targets and how to avoid it.
Meeting Date: Thursday, 13th of Never (a.k.a. Tomorrow)
Meeting Location: The Conference Room of Despair, 3rd Floor, Building of Unfulfilled Hopes