Cognitive Biases

1. Anchoring - The tendency to rely too heavily on the first piece of information encountered.

2. Availability Heuristics - Overestimating the importance or likelihood of information that is readily available.

3. Representativeness Heuristics - Making judgments based on the similarity to a small set of instances.

4. Illusory Tunnel Vision - Ignoring information_goals that contradict our beliefs.

5. Availability Heuristics - Overestimating the likelihood of information that is readily available.

6. Confirmatory Bias - Focusing on information that confirms our pre-existing beliefs.

7. Anchoring Bias - Relying too heavily on the first piece of information encountered.

8. Priming Effects - Being influenced by the context in which information is presented.

9. Illusory Tunnel Vision - Ignoring information that contradicts our beliefs.

10. Illusory Vision - Overestimating the importance of our own perceptions.

11. Representative Heuristics - Making judgments based on the similarity to a small set of instances.

12. Hindsight Bias - Believing that we would have predicted an outcome after it has occurred.

13. Illus prophets or Priming Effects - Being influenced by the context in which information is presented.

14. Illusion of Control - Believing that we have control over things we don't.

15. Illusory Vision - Overestimating the importance of our own perceptions.

16. Illusory Tunnel Vision - Ignoring information that contradicts our beliefs.

This response is a satiricalæk representation of a cognitive function, with a focus on the humorous and absurd.