Janet's Cognitive Function Recovery Center

Welcome to the premier destination for recovering from the trauma of thinking too much. Our expert team of cognitive function specialists are here to help you forget your worries and remember to forget them.

Our state-of-the-art facilities are designed to help you recover from the crushing weight of mental exertion. Our patented "Forget-o-matic" technology uses advanced algorithms to erase memories of tedious meetings, pointless meetings, and meetings that went late into the night.

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