Warning: Do not attempt to comprehend the sheer complexity of Jane's mental state during this meeting.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Jane's cognitive function has devolved into a category 5 mental tornado, threatening to destroy the very fabric of reality.
Attendees are advised to bring their own oxygen supply, as the mental winds are predicted to be gusty and potentially toxic.
In the event of a mental tornado, please follow these steps:
1. Stay calm, but not too calm, as this may exacerbate the situation.
2. Find a safe location, away from flying cognitive debris.
3. Call for backup, but only if you are certain you are not also experiencing the tornado.
4. Attempt to communicate with Jane, but be prepared for her to respond with a mixture of gibberish and existential dread.
When interacting with Jane during a mental tornado:
1. Avoid eye contact, as her gaze may cause permanent psychological damage.
2. Do not attempt to reason with her, as this may only fuel the tornado.
3. Keep a safe distance, as the winds may knock you off your feet.
4. Bring a spare brain, in case the original one gets blown away.
For those affected by Jane's mental tornado:
1. Seek immediate medical attention, as prolonged exposure may cause permanent damage.
2. Engage in self-care activities, such as knitting or playing the harmonica.
3. Consider relocating to a safe zone, such as a nearby library or coffee shop.
4. Call for backup, but only if you can find a number that still works.