Janes Cognitive Function - Paranoia

It's just me, Janes, and I've decided to take a break from world saving to attend a series of meetings. Don't worry, I'll just be over here in the corner, plotting my escape from reality.

Agenda

1. 1. Infiltrate and sabotage the world's coffee machines
2. 2. Steal all the world's cat videos and create an AI-powered, sentient feline overlords army
3. 3. Build an impenetrable fortress in the depths of my basement

Attendees

• 1. The Accountant - Expert in numbers, but prophets of doom
• 2. The Hacker - Master of code, but slave to their cat
• 3. The Psychologist - Analyst of minds, but analyzer of pizza toppings

Notes

Don't mind the scribbles, just random thoughts and musings:

• Must remember to water the plant

• Can't remember where I put the keys

• The world will soon be mine!

Meeting minutes