This is where you'll find the most dramatic and flamboyant styles from Janes' Cognitive Function meetings.
| Style | Example |
|---|---|
| The Monologue - A style that involves talking to yourself for an hour. | A: "I know, I know, I'm a genius. But, you know, I also know that I'm being watched, and that's why I'm speaking in the third person." |
| The Minute-Long Rant - A style that involves speaking for exactly one minute. | A: "Okay, so, you see, it's like this, right? We need to do this, but then we have to do that, and after that, we have to do... (time runs out)" |
| The Philosophical Navel Gazing - A style that involves talking about nothing in particular. | A: "The meaning of it all, is, like, it's just a bunch of stuff, but, like, is there a meaning, or is it just stuff? Maybe it's just stuff." |
| The Overly Ambitious - A style that involves trying to do too much. | A: "We can totally finish this project by the end of the week, and then we can also finish this other project, and maybe even that one, and... (starts to get overwhelmed) |
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