Janes Competence Levels: A Study in Incomprehension

A comprehensive breakdown of Janes' skills, or lack thereof.

Cooking:

  1. Can burn water without setting off the fire alarm.
  2. Has managed to overcook ramen noodles for three consecutive meals.
  3. Still uses a toaster as a toaster, not a decorative paperweight.
    4. Learn more about Janes' culinary abominations

Programming:

  1. Can write a decent "Hello World!" in any language, including Klingon.
  2. Has successfully debugged their own code, only to realize it was just a typo.
  3. Still uses Visual Basic 6 for "legacy" projects.
    4. Learn more about Janes' coding catastrophes

Leadership:

  1. Can lead by example, as long as the example is not too taxing.
  2. Has successfully managed to get everyone in the team fired in under 6 months.
  3. Still thinks "Management" is a typo and should be "Mangement".
    4. Learn more about Janes' leadership... "achievements"