**TOP SECRET SOCIETY AGENDA**

**Meeting Minutes for the Illuminati's Inner Circle**

**Attendee:** Jenny**

Welcome, Jenny! Today we'll be discussing the latest plot to take over the world, or at least the coffee shop down the street.

We have a few items on the agenda:

• Plot to Steal the World's Coffee Supply
• Secret Society Subsidiary: The Coffee Shop Takeover Division
• Brainwashing of the Masses: A Progress Report

Next meeting: **TOMORROW** at **THE COFFEE SHOP**. Be there, or be square.

(Don't tell anyone, but we'll be having a cake.

**CONFIDENTIAL**