The Secret Society of Highly Unlikely Meeting Attendees

Minutes from the Last Meeting with JimInTheCorner

Today's meeting was a resounding success. Or was it? I'm not really sure. The minutes are here:

1. JimInTheCorner arrived 5 minutes late, but only because he was stuck in the elevator.
2. Discussion of alien invasion protocols was cut short due to the presence of actual aliens in the meeting room.
3. The free pizza was a nice touch, but the free beer was a bad idea.

Next Meeting: The Future of Timekeeping in the Universe

Don't forget to bring your favorite timepiece!

• Minutes from the Future Meeting
• Tips for Choosing the Perfect Timepiece

Jim's Inscrutable Notes

These are my personal notes, not to be taken seriously. Or at all.

1. Don't forget to wear your best 'I'm with stupid' hat to the next meeting.
2. Bring a copy of 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu. No, really. That's not a joke.
3. Don't even think about it.