In a world where meetings are the bane of productivity, one man stood tall among his peers: John Doe. He had mastered the art of attending meetings with the utmost dedication to doing absolutely nothing.
His colleagues would often marvel at the sheer volume of pages he'd open during meetings: 5 tabs of cat videos, 3 tabs of memes, and 2 tabs of Wikipedia articles on the history of procrastination. His focus on these tasks was unparalleled.
But little did his coworkers know, John's procrastination was not just a hobby, but a science. He had spent years studying the intricacies of time-wasting, and had written a book on the subject: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Art of Procrastination."
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