John the Chronic Nodder is a regular at our meetings. He's here for the free coffee and to nod off the minutes of the meeting. We think he's secretly a cyborg, because he can nod so fast it's almost like he has a built-in metronome.
When he's not nodding, John enjoys long walks on the beach, reading 4chan threads, and playing the trombone in a local ska band.
Read more about John's secret life as a ninja Learn John's Nodding Techniques Trombone Tuesday: John's weekly jam session