John the CIO (Chief Incompetence Officer) - "I'm not sure what I do here."
John's Job Description:
John's primary function is to stare blankly at screens, wondering where it all went wrong.
His secondary function is to attend meetings that could be emails, and wonder why no one told him that.
He's also responsible for ensuring all meetings run late, and that the coffee machine is always out of cream.
Want to see the meeting schedule for the week?
Minutes of Meetings that could have been an email.
Or, you might want to see Jane in action.