Attendee Report for John the Coder

Last Known Activity Report

John was last seen:

• Coding in his pajamas, surrounded by empty pizza boxes.
• Eating Cheetos and watching cat videos.
• Complaining about the coffee machine in the break room.

His current status:

• Currently in a meeting, pretending to be interested.
• Has not taken a lunch break in 4 hours.

Other notable activities:

• Spilled coffee on his shirt.
• Accidentally sent a meme to the entire team.

Recent Projects:

John the Coder is currently working on:

• The Great Sock Puppet Inheritance Project
• The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

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