John The Designer: Present
Arrived: 10:00 AM
Departed: 5:00 PM
Attended: "The Meeting About Nothing"
Duration: 8 hours 30 minutes
Reason for Attendance:
- To be seen in public
- To collect paycheck
Notes:
- Went to the bathroom 17 times
- Ate 5 donuts
- Spoke 3 words
Recommendations:
- More meetings
- More donuts