It all began on a fateful morning in 1987. John-the-Jovial, a master of the art of doing nothing, had overslept. Again.
He stumbled to the kitchen, bleary-eyed, only to find his beloved scones had been pilfered from the pantry. A crime, in his eyes.
Thus began his quest for revenge, and a good breakfast.
Read about John-the-Jovial's Early Risings