John The Marketing Guru

John's Meeting Bio:

Marketing guru extraordinaire, aficionado of artisanal beard oil, and connoisseur of mediocre PowerPoint presentations.

Specializing in:

• Branding that makes no sense
• Sloganeering that will leave you breathless
• Sales that will leave you questioning your life choices

Meet the rest of the team:

See Bob, the Product Manager for more of the same.

John's Meeting Stats:

Attendances: 17

Average meeting time: 2 hours 15 minutes

Most likely to be late: 99%