John-the-Meeting-Ninja

Attendee of 427 meetings and counting.

Expert in the art of ninja-like multitasking.

Known to appear and disappear without warning.

Has a 100% success rate in avoiding small talk.

Sarah-the-Meeting-Robot Bob-the-Bureaucrat

Skills

Stealthy entrance
Quick escape
Expert procrastination
Sarcasm mastery

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