Meetings: Attendees

John-the-Normie: The Unremarkable Man in the Unremarkable Chair

Occupation: Middle Manager of the Blandest of Bland

Specialty: Saying "I don't know" with an impressive range of variations

Quirks:

• Takes 3 hours to respond to emails, even if it's just to say "I'll look into it"
• Uses Comic Sans for all official documents
• Believes that "collaboration" is just a euphemism for "I'm not going to do it myself"

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