John the Unintentional Genius

John is a master of the art of "accidental" brilliance. He can solve complex problems with ease, but only after several hours of staring at the wall.

His methods are unorthodox, but effective:

He types random keys until something works.
He eats an entire pizza by himself while waiting for answers.
He uses a Ouija board to get "inspiration."

John's work is a testament to the power of dumb luck and caffeine.

Meet Jane, the Sudden Genius who has managed to outdo John in a single afternoon.

Johnny, the Not-So-Genius, on the other hand, has been trying to solve that one problem for weeks.

(Note: The links to /meetings/attendees/jane-the-sudden-genius and /meetings/attendees/johnny-the-not-so-genius are not actually linked, as they would be subpaths of /meetings/attendees, which is not a real path on the server.)