John has activated his stealth mode, making him nearly invisible to the naked eye. His presence is only hinted at by the faint outline of his chair, which he has carefully positioned to maximize his concealment.
Rumors have it that John is secretly building a Project Omnibus, a device capable of manipulating the shadows themselves. We can neither confirm nor deny this.
If you're having trouble finding John, try asking his colleagues. They might be willing to give you some... hints.
Disclaimer: John is not actually invisible, but rather very, very good at hiding. Do not attempt to find him, or you'll only end up getting lost in the labyrinthine corridors of the office building.
Side Effects: Prolonged exposure to John's Stealth Mode may cause dizziness, disorientation, or an intense desire to watch cat videos on loop. Prolonged exposure is not recommended.
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