John's Alibi Generator
Produce an alibi for your boss, partner in crime, or significant other.
Name:
Reason for absence:
Generate Alibi!
Jane was sick
John was sleeping
They had a cold
Traffic Jam
Ran out of gas
Battery died
Meeting was cancelled
Decided to stay home
Ran out of sick days
Your Alibi for the Ages:
Sorry, boss! I'm afraid I'm not in the building because...