Coffee making competence levels for John:
John has mastered the art of not spilling coffee on himself.
John has learned to brew a decent cup of coffee without too much effort.
Upgrade to Level 3 (But be warned: the coffee is still not great)
John has mastered the art of coffee making with minimal effort and maximum enjoyment.
But wait, there's more! John has also learned to make:
A strong, concentrated shot of coffee that will put hair on your chest.
Learn to make it without burning the coffee shop down
It's like a coffee, but with milk.
It's like a cappuccino, but with correct spelling.
Don't worry, it's not that hard
John has mastered the art of coffee making while wearing a ninja costume.
Learn to make coffee with your feet
John has transcended the mortal realm and become one with the coffee.
Make coffee with your mind (Just kidding, that's not a thing)
That's it for John's competence levels, folks! Back to the main page