John's Competence Levels

John's competence levels are a closely guarded secret, but we've managed to uncover some disturbing trends.

Overall Competence Level: C+ (Below Average)

Communication: John has a tendency to monologue for extended periods, forgetting that others are trying to participate.
Organization: John's planner is a cryptic collection of sticky notes, coffee stains, and abandoned dreams.
Time-Management: John can spend up to 3 hours trying to decide whether to use a stapler or a glue stick.
Decision-Making: John has been known to flip a coin to make important decisions, like what to eat for breakfast.
Critical Thinking: John has a remarkable ability to identify 5 problems with a single idea, but can't come up with a solution.

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