John can throw a brick with the precision of a Swiss watch and the speed of a hummingbird on Red Bull energy drinks.
Throwing bricks like a pro: Tips and tricksJohn can down a Venti iced quad-shot of Starbucks in under 3 seconds without making a single mistake.
The art of coffee drinking: A tutorial by JohnJohn can sneak up on a squirrel and scare it, but only from a distance of 10 feet and only if the squirrel is asleep.
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