According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up methods, John's competence levels are as follows:
- Extreme Competence - John can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" from memory while juggling 5 knives and solving a Rubik's cube.
- High Competence - John can fix a toaster using only a roll of duct tape and a few choice words.
- Medium Competence - John can make a halfway decent grilled cheese sandwich, but only if you like burnt bread.
- Low Competence - John can find his own nose in the dark, but only if it's attached to a string.
- Zero Competence - John can stare at a wall for 5 minutes without blinking, but only because he got lost in the decor.
For more information, please visit our Competence Levels Chart page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Mystery Box Theory for a glimpse into John's thought process.