John's Competence Levels
Here's a breakdown of John's competence levels in various areas:
Level 1: Barely Functioning
- Can barely remember his own name
- Still lives with his parents
- Has a 50% chance of spilling coffee on himself Sublevel 1: The Dark Ages
Level 2: Functional, But Only Just
- Can hold down a job, but only as a janitor
- Still relies on Google for basic math problems
- Has a 25% chance of setting off the fire alarm Sublevel 2: The Bare Minimum
Level 3: Competent, But Only By Accident
- Can occasionally remember what day it is
- Has a 50/50 chance of making a good decision
- Still has a crush on his high school English teacher Sublevel 3: The Unpredictable Years
Level 4: Competent, But Only When Trying
- Has a 90% chance of remembering his own birthday
- Cooks a mean steak
- Has a 10/10 chance of not getting fired Sublevel 4: The Master Class
Remember, these levels are entirely subjective and may not reflect the actual competence levels of the person in question.