Quantifying Incompetence: A John-centric Analysis

Theories of Incompetence Measurement

As the great philosopher, John, once said, "Incompetence is not just a number, it's a way of life."

Incompetence Level 1: The "I'll get around to it eventually" Level

A person who consistently puts things off until the last minute, often with disastrous results.

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Incompetence Level 2: The "I'm not sure what I'm doing" Level

A person who is uncertain about even the most basic tasks, often leading to confusion and frustration.

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Incompetence Level 3: The "I'm just gonna wing it" Level

A person who relies on luck and instinct, often resulting in chaotic and unpredictable outcomes.

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Incompetence Level 4: The "I'm just gonna blame someone else" Level

A person who consistently deflects responsibility, often pointing to external factors as excuses for failure.

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Incompetence Level 5: The "I'm just gonna quit" Level

A person who has given up, either literally or metaphorically, often due to sheer exhaustion.

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