John's Competence Levels
John's competence levels are as follows:
- Basic: Can use a computer, but only to scroll through memes.
- Intermediate: Can write a moderately complex C program, but only while reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
- Advanced: Can recite the entirety of the Advanced C Programming Book from memory, but only while blindfolded.
- Expert: Can solve any programming problem in under 5 minutes, but only while sipping tea.
- Mastery: Can write a 1000-page book on the subject of competence, but only while levitating.