John's Competence Levels: A Study in Mediocrity

Expertise in: Ironing

Level 1/10: Still figuring out how to use the iron

Level 2/10: Can iron a shirt in 5 minutes without burning a hole through it

Level 3/10: Can iron a shirt in 3 minutes, but only with the help of a firehose

Expertise in: Baking

Level 1/10: Still thinks baking a cake is just mixing together a bunch of random ingredients

Level 2/10: Can bake a cake that won't make people vomit

Level 3/10: Can bake a cake that won't make people vomit, but only with the help of a cookbook

Expertise in: Dance

Level 1/10: Still thinks the floss is a type of dance move

Level 2/10: Can dance the Macarena without falling over

Level 3/10: Can dance the Macarena without falling over, but only with the help of a crash mat

View competence levels overall for more information.

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