John's Competence Levels: A Study in Mediocrity
Level 1/10: Still figuring out how to use the iron
Level 2/10: Can iron a shirt in 5 minutes without burning a hole through it
Level 3/10: Can iron a shirt in 3 minutes, but only with the help of a firehose
Expertise in: Baking
Level 1/10: Still thinks baking a cake is just mixing together a bunch of random ingredients
Level 2/10: Can bake a cake that won't make people vomit
Level 3/10: Can bake a cake that won't make people vomit, but only with the help of a cookbook
Expertise in: Dance
Level 1/10: Still thinks the floss is a type of dance move
Level 2/10: Can dance the Macarena without falling over
Level 3/10: Can dance the Macarena without falling over, but only with the help of a crash mat
View competence levels overall for more information.
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