Competence Levels: Where John's Ego Goes to Die

John's Competence Levels is a rigorous, scientifically-designed system for evaluating the level of John's competence in various tasks.

• Level 1: I have a pulse
• Level 10: I'm basically a genius
• View all 8 competence levels

Competence Levels:

• Level 1: I have a pulse John has a pulse, but only just.
• Level 5: I can make a mean grilled cheese John has mastered the art of grilled cheese, but only with a toaster.
• Level 10: I'm basically a genius John has transcended the bounds of mortal men, but only when he's had his coffee.

Competence Levels Explained:

Competence Levels are a rigorous, scientifically-designed system for evaluating the level of John's competence in various tasks. It's like a report card for John's brain, but without the grades.

Levels 1-5 are for basic tasks, like making a mean grilled cheese, or not spilling coffee on your shirt. Levels 6-10 are for more advanced tasks, like solving world hunger, or writing a decent tweet.