John's Competence Level Index (JCLI) is a proprietary system for measuring one's ability to not get fired.
The JCLI system uses a complex algorithm involving multiple factors, including but not limited to: ability to remember passwords, number of tabs open, and coffee consumption.
Level 5: The 'I'm-pretty-sure-I-can-do-this' Level
Level 4: The 'I-can-pretend-to-be-working' Level
Level 3: The 'I-can-just-make-stuff-up-as-needed' Level
Level 2: The 'I'll-just- wing-it-and-hope-for-the-best' Level