John's Competence Levels is a comprehensive guide to John's skillset.
Breathing, blinking, and generally being alive.
Take it up a notch!Opening tabs, sending emails, and pretending to be interested in meetings.
Move up to Advanced Office Antics!Smiling, nodding, and pretending to understand what others are saying.
Get it? I'm like, really, really good at it!I can do it all. Trust me, I can.
I can explain it all. I can even explain it to myself.