John's Competence Levels

John is a master of many things. But, let's be realistic, he's also a master of some other things too.

• Level 1: Master
• Level 2: Very Good
• Level 3: Good
• Level 4: Fine
• Level 5: Acceptable
• Level 6: Borderline Incompetent
• Level 7: Completely Incompetent (But Still Trying)
• Level 8: Completely Incompetent
• Level 9: Abysmally Incompetent
• Level 10: Utterly Incompetent (And Still Managing to Get It Done)

Disclaimer: These levels are subject to change at any moment without warning. John is not responsible for any inaccuracies or injuries resulting from his incompetence.