John's Competence Levels

Level 4: The Point Where Things Get Real Interesting

At this point, John has mastered the art of making his own ramen noodles from scratch. He can recite the entirety of "The Iliad" from memory while balancing on one leg. His competence level has reached new heights, but so have his blood pressure readings.

Sub-level 4: The "I'm-a-Professional" Edition

For those who have achieved level 4, we offer this exclusive sub-level. It's like level 4, but with more words.

Go to Sub-Level 5: The "I'm-a-World-Class" Edition

Go back to Level 3: The "I'm-a-Local" Edition