John's Competence Level 6

Expertly Incompetent

At level 6, John's incompetence has reached new heights. He can confidently stumble into meetings, spilling his morning coffee and knocking over chairs. His presentations are a masterclass in confusing jargon and unnecessary hand gestures.

Level 6 competences include:

• Spilling coffee on the conference table 3 times in one meeting
• Accidentally setting his tie on fire with his cigar lighter
• Using the phrase "synergy" 5 times in one sentence
• Forgetting the meeting's objective entirely