John can write a program in under 10 lines of code, but it will likely be a terrible, unreadable mess
See his Code Golf Competence LevelsJohn has ironed a t-shirt with a cat on it, but it took him 4 hours
See his Extreme Ironing Competence LevelsJohn has managed to knit a scarf that is 5 inches long, but it's really just a bunch of holes with string in them
See his Extreme Knitting Competence LevelsJohn can cook ramen noodles in the microwave in under 30 seconds, but only when he's not using a fork
See his Extreme Cooking Competence LevelsJohn can fill out a form in under 5 minutes, but only if he doesn't have to use a pen
See his Competence Levels in BureaucracyJohn can spend 4 hours on a task that should only take 10 minutes, but only if it's not a deadline
See his Competence Levels in ProcrastinationJohn can fill out a 10-page report in under 10 minutes, but only if he's using a crayon
See his Competence Levels in Bureaucracy (Extreme Edition)Disclaimer: Competence levels are subjective and may or may not be accurate.