John's Competence Levels

Here are his levels of competence in various areas

Code Golf

John can write a program in under 10 lines of code, but it will likely be a terrible, unreadable mess

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Extreme Ironing

John has ironed a t-shirt with a cat on it, but it took him 4 hours

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Extreme Knitting

John has managed to knit a scarf that is 5 inches long, but it's really just a bunch of holes with string in them

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Extreme Ironing

John can cook ramen noodles in the microwave in under 30 seconds, but only when he's not using a fork

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Competence in Bureaucracy

John can fill out a form in under 5 minutes, but only if he doesn't have to use a pen

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Competence in Procrastination

John can spend 4 hours on a task that should only take 10 minutes, but only if it's not a deadline

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Competence in Bureaucracy (Extreme Edition)

John can fill out a 10-page report in under 10 minutes, but only if he's using a crayon

See his Competence Levels in Bureaucracy (Extreme Edition)

Disclaimer: Competence levels are subjective and may or may not be accurate.