Attendee List for the Most Epic Meeting Ever
Present and accounted for:
Bob Smith - 5 minutes late, still has a pulse
Jane Doe - arrived on time, but only because she had an appointment with a time-keeper
John Doe - brought donuts, so we're counting it as a plus
The Caffeine Overlord - mainlining since 1982
And, of course, the real MVP:
Our Very Own Meeting Planner