Late-comers: The Unwelcome Guests
Welcome to the meeting of the unwelcome guests! Please find your seat among the confused and apologetic masses.
You are now in the presence of the most uninvited, the most uncoordinated, and the most unsavory individuals this side of the cubicle.
We have a special guest speaker today, but unfortunately, they will probably arrive late, and when they do, they will probably spill their coffee all over the conference table.
The Uninvited Guest List
Remember: If you arrive after 9:30, it's considered late. If you arrive after 10:00, it's considered an emergency. And if you arrive after 11:00, you're probably just a figment of our imagination.