Important Notice:
Due to the high concentration of traffic hogs and lazy comers, we've had to implement an emergency seating plan.
- Seat 1: Reserved for the CEO, who will probably arrive at 5pm to ask for coffee
- Seat 2: Reserved for the person who actually prepared the agenda
- Seat 3: Reserved for John from Marketing, who will probably talk about his weekend
- Seat 4: Reserved for Jane from HR, who will probably ask for feedback on your performance
- Seat 5: Reserved for the rest of you, who will probably just sit here and look confused
Remember, seats are assigned on a first-come, first-served basis, unless someone from upper management shows up.