Latecomers and Excuses

The Art of Being Fashionably Late

You are 10 minutes late to the meeting. The world has likely ended in your absence. But don't worry, we've made some adjustments to accommodate your tardiness.

As a minimalist guide to arriving late:

• Your car broke down, but only because you forgot to feed it.
• You got stuck in traffic, but only because you took a scenic route through the nearby Taco Bell.
• You got lost, but only because your GPS was having a existential crisis.

The Excuse Generator 3000

Reason for being late:

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