Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die

Current State of Attendees:

Attendee Expected Arrival Time Lateness Level
Bob Smith 08:00
20%
John Doe 08:30
50%
Jane Doe 09:00
100%

Lateness Levels Explained:

0%: On time, because who are you kidding me?

20%: Running slightly behind schedule, but still pretending it's not that bad

50%: "Oh, traffic was a nightmare!" (or "I just really needed a snack")

100%: You're late, and we're all silently wondering why we even scheduled this meeting

Related Pages:

Late-Ranting

Early Riser Cliques